This is not the nineteen-year-old wizard you are looking for.

It may look like the nineteen-year-old wizard you are looking for, but inside there's a middle-aged former counter-terrorism agent who is really not happy about this right now. At least he--or she, depending on which way you look at it--had washed Nita's hair, though there was no ( Read more... )

Ben Wade has had several things, in the last 48 hours ( Read more... )

D0G, for values of D0G that are essentially hardware, is looking strange. This is because D0G isn't walking, even on knuckles, but crawling.

And breaking chairs instead of moving them. Mostly crushing from gripping to tightly, but still.

And really? Ako'd like her own body back now.

OOC: Throwing this up and calling immediate slowtime, alas. ( Read more... )

Coming down the stairs is a lady on a mission.

Moving awkwardly, searching earnestly, the blond in a hoodie and sweatpants is clearly after something.

That blonde? Is Bill.

You can't really tell unless you talk to her him, and the way he's searching, under chairs, on top of tables, behind booths, he'll probably happen upon you soon enough ( Read more... )

Porthos is not pleased tonight.

Three guesses why, and the first two don't count.

(He is, however, wearing his favorite sash around his ridiculously long neck, as he had no intentions of parting with it, and is currently investigating his surprising new sense of taste; red and blue M&Ms are completely different flavors, who knew?)

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A fourteen-year-old Japanese girl stumbles across the room, leaning heavily against a chair or table every few steps to regain her balance. She's making faint whimpering noises under her breath, like an upset dog ( Read more... )

( Thirteen has had a hell of a morning, and )

April Fool's Day is a nefarious day in Milliways tradition. This year, it's been made more nefarious due to the presence of certain beings... and their body-swapping devices and powers ( Read more... )

It happens when the front door slides shut behind her - one moment Trudy is walking forwards in her short, stocky, and well-loved body, and the next she is stumbling as the world shifts and grows smaller ( Read more... )

Mostly due to the fact the mun had a busy day yesterday, and frankly didn't feel like posting much of anything, but does so today... Milliways now has a rare sight(tm) walking into the bar proper ( Read more... )